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PrivatBrauerei Plank-Laaber Heller Weizenbock

Germans. BeerPeople. WheatBeerPeople.Very yeasty and misty unfiltered strong wheat beer this is. Bought this in a moment of unclarity, as I don't generally like wheat beers, though some weizenbocks are great at best. So lets try this yeast-banana-bomb.


Head is okay, scent is yeasty, as expected.

Taste is very sharp and bananish. What the fuck is ”esterinen” in English, this is very ”esterinen” :)

Let's call this The Esterinen, in Finglish. Today is the independence day of Finland and Germans fought alongside us in the WW2, so this is to y'all, nazis (though I hate nazis, the motherfucking ubermänchen), brothers and Lapland-burners (yea, you did that, but we were the backstabbing brothers in that picture – forced by the russians of course) – people, who had to suffer in war. I don't blame anyone, the least the Germans who fought in the Finnish frontier – if this ugly dark country and this lovely unbelievable language was to be saved, it needed you guys also.

Sweetness and banana in a yeasty way. Awful shit, if you don't like the aforementioned. But for a beer enthusiast, quite ok, actually. Very German, I think. No-one else makes this kind of shit. Have to give a OK for this, just for the fuckness of this shite. This is luger in ya head, a V-2 in beer world. Suck it or puke it, fritz. Fuck this sweetness. Let's still be all brothers in beerloving, this has to go with a flow, though this is shite from the central of shiteness, Germany. Still, we are people. I like people, or some of them. This beer should be reviewed as a beer of good people. Sorry for  the nazi-reference, it's just the stereotype. But isn't it funny that nazi-beers taste like banana? (sorry, that was a very bad joke and I'm sorry for it).

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